6 Quotes & Sayings By Tim Heidecker

Tim Heidecker is a comedian and actor who got his start in television on Cartoon Network's "Tom Goes to the Mayor". He has appeared in films such as Big Helium Dog, The Comedy, and John Dies at the End. Tim also wrote and performed the original music for the Adult Swim series "The Eric Andre Show". Tim was a member of the comedy group Tomfoolery and he and his live band performed at the 2007 South by Southwest Festival.

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Have you ever wondered how to commit human sacrifice and destroy all the evidence while having a delicious meal all at the same time? It’s called cannibalism and all it means is eating another human being. It’s not that hard. Tim Heidecker
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My dad is a very quick-witted, sarcastic, dry, humorous guy, whereas my mom's very silly, and that side of the family is very musical. Tim Heidecker
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There's a generation of people I think without a strong connection to family, to religion, to civic duty. They have a real disassociation from the problems of the world. Tim Heidecker
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There is nothing funny about a well-adjusted, intelligent person making the right choices. Tim Heidecker
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Nothing impresses the ladies like a clean, pressed pair of khakis and a large pattern shirt featuring either classic cars, mojitos or men playing golf. Tim Heidecker